Look closely and you can see some of my illustrations in this Candy Boys music video.
So here’s the plan, you guys. Here’s what I’m going to do. First, I’m going to rob the home of the local billionaire industrialist, stealing his prized collection of small, gold statues of cavemen. Then, in two weeks, I’m going to hire assorted disgraced circus midgets, paint them gold and dress them like cavemen. I’ll also equip them with clubs that I’ve modified with hidden hypodermic needles to inject those hit with a knock out drug. I’ll then have these so-called “golden ogres” kidnap local men and hide them in a nearby cave. While held prisoner, the golden ogres will force the kidnapped men to drink a potion that is actually a disease that will launch them into a murderous rage; like rabies. Unlike rabies, however, it communicable among the population of the city. I will then leak word that the industrialist’s golden caveman statues are missing, so that when the murderous kidnapping victims report that they were kidnapped by short golden cavemen, it will draw suspicion towards him. Then I’m going to kidnap him. Two years ago I prepared documents that will make me his legal heir, and it will totally work, because, by an odd coincidence, we have the same last name. Once he has signed the documents, I’ll infect him with the disease and release him. He’ll be put into a mental asylum because of his murderous rage and I’ll inherit his fortune. It’s fool proof!
—The villain of Doc Savage: The Gold Ogre
Here’s a review I wrote of Andy Douglas Day’s Miss Hennipin. Read it and absorb my opinions